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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As long as you donít have a knock in your big end and thereís no tremor in your tappets. 🤓🤓🤓
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too true! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not exactly gardening but made me smile

As a bagpiper, I have played on many occasions
Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery.


As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost, and being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.


There were only the diggers and crew left, and they were eating lunch. I felt bad, and apologized to the men for being late..
I went to the side of the grave and looked down, and everything was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost Ö it's a man thing..
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good - and they were digging a hole, so itís gardening-ish😁
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one Margo - it made us laugh. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A policeman on his horse says to a young boy on his bike. " Did Santa bring you that bike" " yes" he replies. Well tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year, and fines him Ä5 Euro. The little boy looks up at the policeman and asks did Santa bring you that Horse, yes says the policeman well next year tell santa that the dick goes under the horse and not on top.
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