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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but he speaks japanese. I wish for a treasure chest.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wish granted, its waiting for you on the moon. I wish i was on holiday in spain at the moment.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, you were, just for a moment.
I wish for the Irish football team to qualify for the european championship.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wish granted, but they get knocked out by england in the first match. I wish there were no flies in the world
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but all flies have now become horseflies. I wish I could eat without putting on weight.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but all you have to eat is porridge. I wish the hedge around my house was fully grown.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but you didn't read the small print and it was only a wee hedge that grows 1 foot high, that'll teach you for going to IKEA. I wish I was the best chef in the world.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but you look like celebrity chef, Antony worrel Thompson http://www.niace.org.uk/alw/images/AntonyWorrellThompson.jpg

I wish for a new car.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but it is a toy car. I wish for a shrub that flowers all year.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but its scent is nauseating. I wish I was a rock star.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted! But you look like Mick Jagger.
I wish I looked like a SuperModel!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, a super (hand) model.
I wish all traffic problems were a thing of the past
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but now you do the barking.
I wish I owned an oak tree
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but it has grown up through your living room.
I wish everything was free
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but now you are a billionaire.
I wish politicians were honest.
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