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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:17 pm    Post subject: Specially for Tagwex Reply with quote

Q. If you grow peas on pea sticks and runner beans on bean poles, what would you grow spring onions on?




A. Elah sticks!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF?
Am I being thick here?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You never did explain that one GG.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If this is specially for Tagwex.,, Trotsky my eye !
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elastic joke. You can stretch it out for a long time. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's Tolstoy you eejit!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whose toy?

Its MINE. I saw it first so its mine!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are no help at all.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wasnt trying to be.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As per usual.......
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As it says This Is especially for Tagwex. Anyone interested .... Just apply here !
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can feel the lurrrrve
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

snigger snigger
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad to see you are back in the land of the "living" ! !
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you. Not feeling too bad this week. May even get out for a game of golf at last. Still don't know what a fookin elah stick is though.
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