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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Wise sayings Reply with quote

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.

Prejudiced people are all alike.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Those who judge others will burn in Hell!

Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:16 am    Post subject: Wise sayings Reply with quote

Very Happy Ha Ha.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Wise sayings Reply with quote

verge wrote:

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


Hah I love these!

The only two certainties in life, death and taxes!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:56 pm    Post subject: Wise sayings Reply with quote

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

It's hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous.

There's no such thing as nonexistence.

Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.

He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.

I have my doubts about disbelief.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Wise sayings Reply with quote

Do onto others----then split.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:04 pm    Post subject: Wise sayings Reply with quote

"A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle" - Bono, U2

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