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inishindie
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:48 pm    Post subject: The Son's letter Reply with quote

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum'. With the worst premonition, she opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear Mum,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew
you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.

Love, your son, Nicholas.

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home."

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:32 pm    Post subject: School reports is it? Reply with quote

There's MUCH worse things in life than a 15yo's school report. I'm not even going to try to enumerate them. My 4th is currently heading for his 13th birthday. Nice story though Inishindie. I could cope with your Jason very well. Nothing like a bit of perspective now and again. And he's wise beyond his years
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John H
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like that one! Been getting a bit wound up over monthly tests with my eldest. That brought a smile to my face. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A good one.
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