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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:46 pm    Post subject: Honeymoon Honesty Reply with quote

New married couple Liz and Jerry are on the first night of their honeymoon, Jerry isn’t sure how to tell his wife about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while Liz is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching,Jerry gathers his nerve and says, “I have a confession.”

Liz comes closer, looks into his eyes, and says, “Darling, so do I.”

Recoiling,Jerry says, “Don’t tell me,you’ve eaten my socks.”
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