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Greengage
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:01 am    Post subject: What am I. Reply with quote

1. I am the god of Ugly things.
2.I am heavier than a mouse.
3. I love carrotts.
4. I cant jump.
5. I am close to extinction.
6. I am bred in captivity.
7. I breath through my exoskeleton.
8. i have ears in my knees.
9. I have been around longer than the dinosaurs
Ok probably shouldnt be here but came across it recently ugly scary beast.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/64804/10-intense-facts-about-giant-weta
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.gardenplansireland.com/forum/about7149-30.html

Got there before you Greengage....

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Its my field. Its my child. I nursed it. I nourished it. I saw to its every want. I dug the rocks out of it with my bare hands and I made a living thing of it!

This boy can really sing http://youtu.be/Dgv78D2duBE
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok I never saw that, some monster to find eating the carrots.
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