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Margo
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:54 pm    Post subject: oops Reply with quote

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.
Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

...The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"x!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre.
Claude was never invited back
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why does he say "x"?

Shouldn't he have said "Sh1t"? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The little fairies stepped in and cleaned up
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