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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:58 am    Post subject: Did you know? Reply with quote

The average human walks 900 miles a year
and drinks 22 gallons of beer.
Which must mean the average human does 41 miles to the gallon
That's not bad! Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not true because Im teetotal and I know lots others so maybe we are not average humans, By the way what is an average human.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You do realise this is posted in the 'joke' section?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHERE DOThe average humanSs live
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greengage wrote:
By the way what is an average human.


According to statistics the average human has one boob and one testicle. Smile Smile

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