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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:08 pm    Post subject: Joke Reply with quote

At a parking officers funeral as the coffin was being lowered into the ground A voice from inside screams I'm not dead, I'm not dead let me out,
The priest leans forward and smiles sucking air through his teeth .
Too late pal I have already done the paper work.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woman Wanted. Must be able to cook and sew. Able to fish and own a boat. Please send pictures of boat ! !
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She would need to be one hull of a woman.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tagwex, you punned! I am so shocked!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am so sickened. How do I delete?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:29 am    Post subject: Re: Joke Reply with quote

Greengage wrote:
At a parking officers funeral as the coffin was being lowered into the ground A voice from inside screams I'm not dead, I'm not dead let me out,
The priest leans forward and smiles sucking air through his teeth .
Too late pal I have already done the paper work.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Love it!
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