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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Horsefly


No.
I am bigger than a horsefly, Margo

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frogs?


No.
I am also bigger than a frog, medieval knievel.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I give up
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It must be a bird or reptile of some sort that somehow the egg still incubates (like turtles/crocodiles who lay their eggs in sand and the parents are not needed anymore) and by the time 11 months have passed the young are capable of being reproductive. What that has to do with a horse I just don't know.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Midges? Amoebas? Hydra?
"11 or so months" seems to imply something which takes a specific period to change from some dormant phase to "alive" which is why I suggested an annual plant.
Liver fluke?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever it is, it is bigger than a frog GG.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Midges? Amoebas? Hydra?
"11 or so months" seems to imply something which takes a specific period to change from some dormant phase to "alive" which is why I suggested an annual plant.
Liver fluke?


Not a plant or a liver fluke, Good guy

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It must be a bird or reptile of some sort that somehow the egg still incubates (like turtles/crocodiles who lay their eggs in sand and the parents are not needed anymore) and by the time 11 months have passed the young are capable of being reproductive. What that has to do with a horse I just don't know.


Not a bird or a reptile, tagwex.

Time for a clue.......

I am most prevalent in China, then Mexico.
You will also find a lot of my number throughout the Central and South American nations.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are a sadist Kilkelly!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You are a sadist Kilkelly!!!




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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I might kick you instead.
Not a bird, not a parasite and not a reptile.
Horselike?
Is it a mammal, a primate, a vertebrate, a fish, an ungulate?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a mammal, a vertebrate, and an ungulate.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could put up a long list and tell you to take your pick!
I cannot fathom how a mammal species can die out and the young survive.
Pig, ass, donkey, deer, sheep, goat, horse..........

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm guessing deer, but the 11 month replacement rate is melting my head. We're not using genetic seed banks to get over the extinction issue are we?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A mule or a hinny
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"bit more stubborn"....... has to be a mule.
Now explain sadist.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Camel.
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