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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What on earth have I to be jealous about?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

His puns are smarter than yours. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They would have to be as I don't do puns. Have you read back on some of the howlers he has put up here? Cringe.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought they were very clever tbh.
Did you win the golf?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course i did, you are in so much trouble. I always win at golf as you will soon find out. I scored 87 points playing stableford with a handicap of 5. Now that was some scoring. My mantle piece is creaking here with the weight of silver on it.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done on creaking mantle-piece.
Are you sure it is not your ancient knees? 87 hmmmm. Not possible.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ask GG for some mathematical puns then you will see him going from the sublime to the ridiculous very quickly. It is his favourite subject.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gemini wrote:
Well done on creaking mantle-piece.
Are you sure it is not your ancient knees? 87 hmmmm. Not possible.


Ahhh shucks, thanks.
Anything is possible when I mark and sign my own card.
Less of the ancient please, I am in my prime, a physical specimen that doctors marvel at.
We are going to get into trouble AGAIN for going off topic, and you started it.......

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

True enough! Will stop now.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. Why are golfers no good at sums?


A. Because they can only count to fore!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gemini, MzG, glad you, at least, appreciate my efforts at humour!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my.. Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

An 'effort' is the right word.
Anyway Gemini regularly has to count to 8, so that is that theory out the window.

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