Just a quick hello from a want to be gardener.

keeper-of-the-keys

Just to say a quick "Hello" to everyone on this fantastic forum.
I'v been browsing for a few days and really must say, You lads and lasses certainly know your stuff.
Im living on the Mayo Roscommon border and have quite a large garden, im not really in to growing any one thing in particular but would love to learn the magical mystical art of a lovely well presented garden.
I hope to pop up a few pic's but please be gentle with me.
Time is short due to shifts and long working hours. Im not just a lazy devil.
Best regards.
Markus. "Keeper-of-the-keys"

tagwex · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:45 am Post subject:

Hi Markus and welcome aboard. You need to speak to Kindred Spirit re how to present a garden as he has done a fantastic job on his in recent years. Check out his thread called 'Redesigned back garden. Would like your suggestions.' for inspiration.

"You lads and lasses certainly know your stuff." As time goes on you will find that the majority here are chancers, charlatans, spoofers and ne'er do wells - myself included. An odd one could be classified as a bullshitter! Time will tell.......

keeper-of-the-keys · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 9:57 am Post subject:

Thank you tagwex. I will certainly have a look at
kindered spirits posts. Anything for ideas.
A lotto win would help too. But heyho. . .
Some lovely descriptive words used there, about your fello forumers.
They indeed must be a Great bunch.LoL
Thanks for the welcome.
Best Regards.
Markus

tagwex · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:00 am Post subject:

Orrrrrr I could have told the truth!

Geranimojess · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:49 pm Post subject:

tagwex · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:22 pm Post subject:

Just to let you know geranimojess I burst out loud laughing reading that.
Of course I wasn't thinking of you in that description at all.

keeper-of-the-keys · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:18 pm Post subject:

LoL. . Well two new names to look out for. And by the sound of it good friends too.
Pleasure to be on board. Smile

tagwex · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:31 pm Post subject:

keeper-of-the-keys · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:34 pm Post subject:

And he seemed such a nice chap too.
LoL

tagwex · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:51 pm Post subject:

He has been banished from this site several times but keeps coming back under another name but doesn't realise that we recognise the pictures of his garden that he puts up. Plus all the talk about the double c, the 3 am starts, the 9 mile walk twice a day, country and western music, the golden girls and his soul mate Denis.

In short, one to avoid.

keeper-of-the-keys · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:59 pm Post subject:

Avoid at all costs. .
sounds just like a person that would be of intrest to the authorities.

tagwex · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:04 pm Post subject:

Nah too slippery a character. Keeps disappearing on 'holidays' to the dark side. Interpol and the CIA combined cannot pin this one down. But I know where he lives, so when the reward his high enough I will cash him in.

keeper-of-the-keys · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:39 pm Post subject:

If we keep him chatting, ibelive they can pin point him to his exact location.

tagwex · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:49 pm Post subject:

Triangulation from mobile phone posts??
It wouldn't work. He still has to ring the operator to make a call on his wind up land line. His computer works on paraffin!

keeper-of-the-keys · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:53 pm Post subject:

Oh i feel his pain.
Not with the PC but broadband and WiFi is truely a mystery here.