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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:25 pm    Post subject: hi Reply with quote

hi well done ks. Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

17
but judging by the last ones I'm completely wrong
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are in good company - I also get 17. Come on then tell us the answer is pi or a pickled onion!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sue Deacon wrote:
You are in good company - I also get 17. Come on then tell us the answer is pi or a pickled onion!


No Sue you got it wrong A add B equals C, D and a bag of sugar
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep. 17.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Margo - a bag of sugar ay?

I'm feeling quite faint - think I'll have a lie down.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:31 am    Post subject: hi Reply with quote

well Shocked Shocked


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That one is so old I'll leave it to the others
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was always told that one was called the sh1t on the shovel.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:27 pm    Post subject: hi Reply with quote

hi Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fold the paper along the left side of the door so as the bottom of the left side of the door reaches the right foot of yer man. Mirror image for the other side. Hey presto. Bob is your uncle and Fanny is your aunt.
Next please!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Using a pen start at roof floor go from left to right, follow the roof round, down and follow the line until you meet the floor of the roof
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So how do you draw yer man?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here you go Margo. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the second word is OFF
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