Irish Gardeners Forum Home
 FAQFAQ   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 
Custom Search
   
Weather Report /
Moon Phase for Ireland

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Irish Gardeners Forum Home -> Garden jokes, games and puzzles

Darby O'Gill and the evil leprechaun game.


Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next  
Most Recent Posts Fountain
Last post: vulkan
The spout!!!
Last post: ponddigger
stream and pond on a sloped site
Last post: ponddigger
Colocasia Alocasia
Last post: vincent71
 
Visit TheGardenShop.ie
Author Message
James Kilkelly
Rank: Site Admin


Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 2173
Location: West of Ireland

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: Darby O'Gill and the evil leprechaun game. Reply with quote

Ok, heres the story.......
You are out working in your garden, you hear a rustle in the hedgerow and go to investigate.
Peering through the leaves of the hedge you are amazed to see a snoring leprechaun.
Thinking about all the gold and free wishes that a captured leprechaun can bestow, you grab him tightly around the neck.
Gasping for air the leprechaun promises to grant you any wish.
The leprechaun will grant your wish. But, remember the leprechaun is an evil leprechaun.
Every wish that is granted has an evil twist or ending.

Heres how the game works......

Ask the evil leprechaun to grant a wish.
The evil leprechaun grants the wish. But the granted wish must have an evil twist or ending

eg.

Member 1/ I wish I was famous.

Member 2/ Wish granted, but you are famous for having a 12 inch nose. I wish...................



Let me start.
I wish I was taller.


Last edited by James Kilkelly on Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
cooler
Rank attained: Sessile Oak Tree
Rank attained: Sessile Oak Tree


Joined: 15 Jun 2006
Posts: 292

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:07 pm    Post subject: Darby O'Gill and the evil leprechaun game. Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Fun game. Wish granted, but you are only taller than a mouse. Ha Ha.
I wish I was the high king of Ireland.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Sb
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree


Joined: 09 Jun 2006
Posts: 184
Location: east coast

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but you are the only person in Ireland. I wish I only had to work one day a week.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Red
Rank attained: Hazel Tree
Rank attained: Hazel Tree


Joined: 01 Jul 2006
Posts: 14

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but you must work a 24 hour shift. I wish it only rained at night in Ireland.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Sugar_Ape
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree


Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 151

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but you are a vampire. I wish I had the strength of an ox.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
James Kilkelly
Rank: Site Admin


Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 2173
Location: West of Ireland

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but you are in an ox-tail soup.
I wish to be able to fly.

_________________
Gardening books.

http://www.allotments.ie/ Ireland's allotments.
On Twitter... http://twitter.com/Allotments

Garden Consultation & Design.

Try my Garden Design home study course!
.
.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Sugar_Ape
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree


Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 151

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but it's hunting season.
I wish everything was made of chocolate.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
James Kilkelly
Rank: Site Admin


Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 2173
Location: West of Ireland

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but its real hot outside and I don't think those clothes are gonna last on the way to church.
I wish they made a new "Austin powers" movie.

_________________
Gardening books.

http://www.allotments.ie/ Ireland's allotments.
On Twitter... http://twitter.com/Allotments

Garden Consultation & Design.

Try my Garden Design home study course!
.
.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Sugar_Ape
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree


Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 151

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(I like this game Very Happy)

Wish granted, but the government has banned it and you can't see it.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
James Kilkelly
Rank: Site Admin


Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 2173
Location: West of Ireland

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, a little bit taller 0.000000000000001 mm.
I wish I could stay in bed for a week.

_________________
Gardening books.

http://www.allotments.ie/ Ireland's allotments.
On Twitter... http://twitter.com/Allotments

Garden Consultation & Design.

Try my Garden Design home study course!
.
.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
verge
Rank: Chief Moderator


Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Posts: 598
Location: Ireland

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can but its a flower bed. Very Happy
I wish I had a full head of hair.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Sugar_Ape
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree


Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 151

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but the hair is on all of your head inclluding face.
I wish I had a million wishes.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Tom
Rank attained: Hazel Tree
Rank attained: Hazel Tree


Joined: 24 Jun 2006
Posts: 42

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wish granted, but you have no mouth and all wishes must be delivered verbally.
I wish I was the captain of an all-Ireland final winning hurling team
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Sugar_Ape
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree
Rank attained: Silver Birch Tree


Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 151

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish grantd but the cup weights 3 tonnes and you can't lift it.
I wish I was the President of Ireland
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
James Kilkelly
Rank: Site Admin


Joined: 30 May 2006
Posts: 2173
Location: West of Ireland

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but you must wear a dress (I am presuming you are a man).
I wish my dog could talk.

_________________
Gardening books.

http://www.allotments.ie/ Ireland's allotments.
On Twitter... http://twitter.com/Allotments

Garden Consultation & Design.

Try my Garden Design home study course!
.
.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Irish Gardeners Forum Home -> Garden jokes, games and puzzles All times are GMT
Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next
Page 1 of 7

 

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You can attach files in this forum
You can download files in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

Privacy Policy | Copyright © 2006 - present IrishGardeners.com (part of GardenPlansIreland.com)