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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, your wife is evil to you as well.

I wish my avocado pear tree would bear fruit.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted - it bears bananas

I wish my ESB pole was a tree
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but all the other trees in your garden are ESB poles.

I wish dockleaves would grow slower than lawn grass
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but now your grass grows an inch an hour

I wish the cats wouldn't kill birds
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but now the cats kill your prize blooms.


I wish there was money in growing weeds.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wish granted, but your garden is weed-free.
wish things would get moving with the house extension so I can get on with my landscaping.

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but your extenson has moved to Cavan onto my house!

I wish I had a lawn instead of fieldgrass
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but haven't the cows made a terrible mess of your lawn?
I really wish I knew where to get tanks of Co2 Confused

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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted - I PM'd you but you have to trawl through the list!

I wish that I was independantly wealthy enough to retire early
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Wish granted - I PM'd you but you have to trawl through the list!

I wish that I was independantly wealthy enough to retire early

wish granted but on the day you retire you get a list of things to do from your wife, daughter ,sister, next door, and best friend.
i wish for no rain on one aft.ernoon this week

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted but it'll snow the rest of the time.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wish granted but its a saturday 10 years from now. sorry
i wish i could sing

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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, but no one will come near you when you do.
I wish my daughters would ask me if it's a weed before they pull it up! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Granted bu they still wont listen to you when you answer them and pull it up anyway.

I wish it was illegal to work on the weekends

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish granted, along with all the other days of the week. Crying or Very sad

I wish for sun during the day and light rain at night.

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