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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:18 pm    Post subject: joke or true Reply with quote

A friend of mine just phoned to tell me that "Last week he measured his vegetable garden and it was a bit smaller than it was originally. He had measured it again today, and it was smaller still." Had I any idea what was happening? I told him that I think he's losing the plot.!...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not true silly Joke
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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like silly jokes - sillier the better!
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PostPosted: Wed May 01, 2013 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Like digging a hole in your garden and filling it with water....I think you meant well. Cool

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

James Kilkelly, was GPI. wrote:
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not true silly Joke


Like digging a hole in your garden and filling it with water....I think you meant well. Cool


The old ones are the best
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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

davidk wrote:


The old ones are the best


A quote you'll never hear from Jimmy Saville. Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm trying to think of a reply, James, but nothing springs to mind, unless its something to do with a fount of knowledge.
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courtesy of a local farm worker, and it is actually true: "ara, no point in growing spuds anymore. They're all ateing chips". From the same man who was given a mobile phone, which rang. "Howd'ya know I was in this field?"
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think that would ever happen and we can not call it a joke too.
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