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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Paddy said to Murphy.

"I put 20 on a horse today and he came in at 25 to 1."

"You must be loaded" said Murphy.

"Not really" said Paddy "The rest of the field came in at 12.30."

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Paddy buys a bath but takes it back the next day complaining that the water keeps running out.

The manager asks " Did you buy a plug?"

Paddy says " You twaut! You never said it was electric".

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/files/20170815_2017-04-19-video-000000.mp4
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine"
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Why don't the people in the Bank put more money in the ATMs. I put my pass card in five different ones looking for 100 and they all said insufficient funds.

New chap started work yesterday he asked what he would do with the six metre roll of bubble wrap, I said pop it in the corner there.
Six hours later he was still there. Rolling Eyes

Why when Lightening strikes a corn field you do not get popcorn?

Birthdays are good for you recent studies indicate that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/HG_wfMK7dko?rel=0
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https://www.youtube.com/embed/Pkeiv7hZy_Y
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only the aussies would think of it.

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A German girl married a Spanish man and went to Spain. She can't speak Spanish at all. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt and show her thighs to show the seller what she wants. This went on for sometime. One day she wanted to buy a banana so she took her husband to the shop.
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well
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A group of Colombian ex-cocaine smugglers has formed a musical combo. They are calling themselves The Contraband.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes what Christmas cracker did THAT one fall out of? It's monumentally awful - but I like it! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He has the mind of a six year old don't you know?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, dear. Smile


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh I wish there was some way of forwarding that to a friend of mine. Tuam is his neck of the woods. He'd love that! Laughing
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