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At last! A garden joke. (except maybe it's not a joke!)


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just Bought A Dog From A Blacksmith. .

As Soon As I Got It Home It Made A Bolt For The Door. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful
life than men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied:
"Because women don't have wives!"
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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Optical illusion.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.


8 things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

Cool You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q. Why was the blackbird wearing boxers?

A. Because he didn't know it was a thong contest.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently RyanAir are doing flights to New York next year.

Well, close to New York anyway.
Cork, actually.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of you might be interested in a video of the submarine battle going on near North Korea at the moment.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That rose was named after Mrs Roosevelt just thought you would like to know. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

New gardening book out this week.

"Get a spade and don't heave loam without one"

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy Murphy and Michael O'Connor are at the Galway races. Michael whispers to Paddy next to him "Do you want the winner of the next race?"

Paddy replies "No thanks, I've only got a small garden."
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:07 am    Post subject: I have to do this every year. Garden waste. Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD74wGOBsx0
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