[The Fly]

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with
a box of crabs. A female crew member took the
box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator,
which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen,
and proceeded to rant and rave about what would
happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced
over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the
gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise his hand?'

Not one hand went up.