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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:52 pm    Post subject: Wouldn't you kill him?!!!!!!!!!!!! Reply with quote

I was speaking with an elderly neighbour, who hired someone to prune the Hedge around his front garden. He went in to make his dinner, and came back out to discover that the idiot had completely cut down his entire hedge at the base Shocked Mad .

Worse thing is that the Hedge was over 50 years old Crying or Very sad . Wouldn't you kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Jeez, where do these people come from?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy painting our house said on job that he'd done, the clients asked that the overgrown Wysteria be trimmed in half and thinned out, and he should paint around it.

He told them he doesn't do gardening, just paining, but knows someone who does and will get him in.

This guy comes, start trimming - next the painter looked, there was just a stump

Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry Sad Very Happy. I think there would definitely be more crying than laughing though.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i met the boss of a friend of mine a few years ago who had just bought a house - it was an old house, with a magnificent wisteria draping the front, growing out of a big old barrel. anyway, when tony finally got the keys and went around to the house, the wisteria was still on the front of the house, but the barrel wasn't there anymore...
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