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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:22 am    Post subject: Christmas cracker jokes Reply with quote

Hi

We are making our own Christmas crackers this year. There are no jokes in the pack though so would anyone have any good ones for us please?

Here's two we have

Can a match box?
No,but a tin can!

How do monkeys make toast?
They put bread under a gorilla.



can you do better!?

Cheers

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:54 pm    Post subject: more jokes Reply with quote

Couldn't resist it!

They are bad but that's why we love them!!

Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep
There are not as many of them

Why can't you go fishing with a bearded man?
Because you need a fishing rod.

Q What's brown and sweet and glides around an ice rink?
A Bourneville and Dean

Q:What does "DNA" stand for?
A:National Dyslexic Association"

Q.What's a specimen?
A. An Italian Astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road softly?
Because he was only a baby chicken and he couldn't walk hardly.

Group of chess contestants in hotel reception bragging about how good they are. Manager asks them to leave as he doesn't want 'chess nuts boasting in an open foyer'... sorry.

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